Here’s an actual headline and an actual story that seems to have some real science at its core. Of course you’d want to dress up your pet chicken this Halloween, but according to ABC News, there’s a particular strain of salmonella going around right now that has infected at least 92 people in 29 states.
— ABC News Politics (@ABCPolitics) October 22, 2018
When Halloween decorated chickens are outlawed
Only outlaws will have Halloween decorated chickens!!!
— 1/1024 Non-Sequitur (@mikesta12) October 22, 2018
Police state https://t.co/eiRMvwiKSz
— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) October 22, 2018
I’m sorry, I thought this was America.
— Chris Hynes (@realchrishynes) October 22, 2018
Don’t tell me how to live my life
— #GlobeEarther (@Bsmith_KCMO) October 22, 2018
I have questions.
— John Panzer (@jpanzer) October 22, 2018
— Baron von Franklinstein (@FranklinH3000) October 22, 2018
This completely changes all my Halloween plans. Guess I’ll have to dress up the cat.
— Bob Wiersema (@BobWiersema) October 22, 2018
I’m dressing up my gerbil, he’s going as a chicken.
— Curtice Mang (@curticemang) October 22, 2018
Yo, CDC: Layers gotta lay! Don’t block the cock from donning a frock!pic.twitter.com/zI1Yhr2SWF
— DaZombinatrixxVOTE! (@TheMominatrixx) October 22, 2018
Wonder how I’m still alive, having chickens for 56 years?
— kitty lesser (@kittylesser1) October 22, 2018
If people are going to ignore the science of climate change, then I’m going to ignore the science of this.
— Tom McGrath (@TheTommyToms) October 22, 2018
I don’t know where these chicken people find these chickens they can catch and put costumes on. The only time I can get close to mine is when they are on the coop and then you lose the good chicken picture light
— Virginia Hawthorne (@virginiaah) October 22, 2018
First they came for our pet chicken costumes – wait, there are costumes for pet chickens? Follow up question: there are pet chickens?
— My Sweet Baboo Redux (@babsben) October 22, 2018
I’ve been dressing up as salmonella for the last eight Halloweens in a row and these CDC clowns haven’t said squat to me. #justsaying
— Jason Carter Glass (@Im_Jason_Glass) October 22, 2018
More overreach from the nanny goat state.
— Like, really smart (@RosserClark) October 22, 2018
You’ll have to pry this chicken costume from my cold, dead hands. pic.twitter.com/03ImBQzejB
— 100% Kintsugi (@BustedBowl) October 22, 2018
What about the other 364 days of the year
— jessica (@jessica_lynn423) October 22, 2018
Twitchy favorites turn their fears into sexy Halloween costumes, spin comedy gold https://t.co/YLB27K3aOa
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) October 10, 2018
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