Just when you thought James Comey couldn’t get any more insufferable, HELLO HOLLYWOOD!?

Well, of course … this is the logical next step, right?

James Comey is reportedly already mulling a Hollywood deal to secure the rights to his memoir. The big question? Who should play the guy President Trump famously fired, of course. https://t.co/s8zYClkLZh pic.twitter.com/Ow5agqb2QV

— The Boston Globe (@BostonGlobe) April 15, 2018

From the Boston Globe:

Comey is reportedly already mulling a Hollywood deal to secure the rights to his memoir, ‘‘A Higher Loyalty: Truth, Lies, and Leadership,’’ which hits shelves on Tuesday.

We wish this were a joke:

You have got to be kidding. https://t.co/QT8kw2mq53

— Pradheep J. Shanker, M.D., M.S. (@Neoavatara) April 15, 2018

Well, justice and a sweet payday:

If Comey actually is interested in justice, he could not have played this worse than he is. https://t.co/3vzeMNCIrp

— Nathan Wurtzel (@NathanWurtzel) April 15, 2018

But who would actually see it?

This movie will gross…$8. https://t.co/9ylHmDDTar

— Drew McCoy (@_Drew_McCoy_) April 15, 2018

The bigger question. Who would watch it? https://t.co/mrjK2yi5IA

— Jeryl Bier (@JerylBier) April 16, 2018

And as for cating, Twitter has thoughts for who will play the 6’8″ G-man:

PeeWee Herman https://t.co/MgT5xaZMHD

— Michael Haz (@Michael_Haz) April 15, 2018

Tom Hanks on stilts. https://t.co/RM371pmRnA

— Fred, Metastable Genius (@LesserFrederick) April 15, 2018

Dikembe Mutombo. https://t.co/GHXG7LI7mr

— John A. Daly (@JohnDalyBooks) April 16, 2018

Leslie Nielsen would be perfect https://t.co/4l46b4Ttom

— PropheticElectronics (@Prophetic_Elec) April 16, 2018

Tim Robbins comes closest to being the right height https://t.co/A6DqbhTQVy

— Jenn B (@JennBB8) April 15, 2018

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Related:

Loretta Lynch drops the hammer on James Comey https://t.co/n90ygRRyOu

— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) April 16, 2018

Caption this Instagram photo from James Comey https://t.co/8VfNCamg4q

— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) April 15, 2018

Okay, that’s funny! David Axelrod has found a substitute name for Comey’s book https://t.co/J35CPoSQ8y

— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) April 15, 2018

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