Um, what? Map shows where ‘spontaneous protests have been planned’ if Trump fires Mueller

TAP Alerts brags in its Twitter bio that it’s blocked by @realDonaldTrump, and also that it offers “the latest breaking alerts 24/7.”

So, exactly what kind of breaking alerts can we expect? Well, here’s a map the account posted showing the location of planned, spontaneous protests across the nation were President Trump to fire either Robert Mueller or Rod Rosenstein.

PHOTO: Spontaneous protests have been planned across the nation if and when Trump moves to fire SC Robert Mueller and/or DAG Rod Rosenstein.

— TAP ALERTS (@TAPAlerts) April 19, 2018

There sure are a lot of big blue circles on that map, but the tweet left a lot of people asking …


— AgainstTrumpDude (@TheAmishDude) April 19, 2018


— Beard and Circus (@Shooter_ptpx01) April 19, 2018

“spontaneous protests have been planned” 🤔

— Just Karl (@justkarl) April 19, 2018

“Spontaneous protests have been planned” 🧐

— Peculiar Baptist (@PeculiarBaptist) April 19, 2018

[ Spontaneously planned protests. It’s just crazy enough to be crazy. ]

— Ben Shapiro Quotes (@BenShapQuotes) April 19, 2018

I don’t think spontaneous means what you think it means.

— Lady Hecate – I am the NRA (@Hecate40) April 19, 2018

The words “spontaneous” and “planned” are opposites.

— Travis (@travismaz) April 19, 2018

Spontaneous (adj.): Performed or occuring as a result of impulse or inclination and without premeditation or external stimulus

— Ther-Mo-Nuclear (@molratty) April 19, 2018

Spontaneous and planned.
It’s word magic.

Also, you people know you can enjoy the outdoors without protesting something, yes?

— m/ (Ο﹏Ο) m/ (@CargoShortLife) April 19, 2018

Words having meaning is an outdated concept.

— bdunbar (@bdunbar) April 19, 2018

Must be a parody account.

— Robert Novak (@gallifreyan) April 19, 2018

Apparently planned protests are what the left considers “spontaneous.” cc: @ProgressNowCO #copolitics #coleg

— Casey Biemiller (@cbiemiller) April 19, 2018

Wow the power of grassroots is amazing y’all! 🙄

— Pat Sullivan (@meijinsan) April 19, 2018

Yep, people in all of those circles are going to rush out of their homes and into the streets — spontaneously — the minute word gets out that Trump has fired either Mueller or Rosenstein. Imagine their surprise when they see all the neighbors doing exactly the same thing and — Shazam! — it’s a protest!

Everyone of these circles is comprised of astroturf.

— Matthew Gangwer (@mattgangwer) April 19, 2018

We know it’s from back when The Resistance thought Trump would fire Mueller on Christmas Eve, but these tips always give us a good laugh … so spontaneous!

A few helpful hints:

Memorize important contacts

You need a solar charger, a headlamp, a bail fund

Set an off-site meeting time & place with your crew

Someone stays at that place while you march

That person administrates your bail

Tomorrow: Dress for the street

— Gussie’s Guide (@gussieherself) December 17, 2017


Pretend district attorney Sam Waterston ready to take to the streets if Rod Rosenstein is fired

— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) April 17, 2018

George Takei looking for MASSIVE and SUSTAINED protests if Mueller’s fired

— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) December 17, 2017

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