‘THIS IS WHY TRUMP WON!’ WaPo suggests this ‘unexpected guest at your next cookout,’ merciless mockery ensues

Memorial Day weekend is off and running, and among other things that means grills everywhere will be fired up for cookouts. What’s on the menu? They’re from the Washington Post and they’re here to help you:

The most unexpected (and welcome) guest at your next cookout: Carrot dogs https://t.co/PQryRev9gs

— Washington Post (@washingtonpost) May 25, 2018

Who’s up for that? Anyone…? Anyone…?

Anyone that shows up to a party with that crap isn’t allowed back.

— B(an all nazis)eaver (@goronhead) May 25, 2018

What the **** is wrong with our press? Carrot dogs? What kinda plinko-commie outfit is Bezos running? https://t.co/DpXCACYyYg

— NoOneOfConsequence (@StarDogCh4mpion) May 25, 2018

Attempting to ruin holiday dinners is a time-honored tradition among select segments of the media.


— Standard Buttload (@MetricButtload) May 25, 2018

You don’t make friends with salad https://t.co/Sul2Lv7mTe

— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) May 25, 2018

I’d like to cancel my subscription to the @washingtonpost thanks https://t.co/QmdA0nXgIC

— Alice Visocchi (@AliceinDCland) May 25, 2018

Stop trying to ruin everything. https://t.co/SmKvmaCma8

— Torrey M. Spears🔥 (@torreymspears) May 25, 2018

I hope the weather holds up so I can smoke some celery ribs and a cauliflower brisket this weekend.

— Speedy Rutten (@svpadgham) May 25, 2018

Brings to mind the “Malcolm in the Middle” episode where the beta guys were grilling chunks of tofu shaped like steaks and burgers until Malcolm’s dad shows up with a cooler full of real meat and drives them nuts. https://t.co/31q1jsboIk

— John Hayward (@Doc_0) May 25, 2018

Can you imagine biting into this thinking it’s a hotdog and it’s just like crunch 🤣 pic.twitter.com/QFMf67fMmV

— Linda T. (@homeicreate) May 25, 2018

Democracy Dies In Darknesshttps://t.co/PuAO9gvUCe

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) May 25, 2018

As does your dinner of you follow that advice.

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